Finlay Braithwaite

"Junior Jazz Hands is an interactive musical keyboard learning game. Players form chords and improvise in-key to earn points and unlock potent audio-visual stimulation. It’s a Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy world. But you don’t have the jazz. Or the power it unlocks. Ridicule, shame, and an overwhelming sense of powerlessness. That’s what you’re left with. Your hands. They are weak. They are clumsy. You have the standard number of digits, but that’s about it my friend. On the piano, Chopsticks is your speed. Impressing no one. The pied piper of nothing, not even rats will tolerate your chops. You have Jazzy friends. They seem to have it all. Cars. Partners. Domiciles. If only you knew the secret of Jazzzzzzzzzzzz……………. It’s not too late! There’s still time! Unlock the technique and unleash the power. You too can learn the dark arts of improvisational music. Lydian, Phrygian, Dorian, yes even the fabled Mixolydian is in your grasp. What if I told you could swing in 15/4? You may not believe now but, in time, you will surprise even yourself. Use your powers for good. Conquer the world with your new-found power; living frugally and generally being misunderstood. "